Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
