i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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