He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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