Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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