Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
