Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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