Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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