i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
accomplished twins. life is a go
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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