i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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