so that wasnt chicken after all
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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