thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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