i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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