so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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