I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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