You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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