You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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