I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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