I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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