Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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