Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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