I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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