Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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