Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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