super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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