I want to stick my p in your. b.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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