i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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