Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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