I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
