Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
