What tipped you off? The sombrero?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Im just a social blackout drinker.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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