Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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