so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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