I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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