operation harelip BJ is a go
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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