Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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