Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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