it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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