Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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