when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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