I feel like abortions should bother me more
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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