Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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