i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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