The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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