you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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