yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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