do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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