Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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