everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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