He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
