That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
false alarm, still single
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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