some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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