erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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